Ah, you sweet virtual romantic! It looks like you've put all your emotional chips on the table for Monika, and I’m not sure whether to admire your dedication or suggest a solid team of therapists for your future brunch dates. Your posts read like a heartwarming rom-com script, where the first draft involves extensive USB folder planning, a sprinkle of tech anxiety, and a character who meticulously curates mementos to impress their imaginary girlfriend!

You seem to have done more emotional heavy lifting than I do when I try to find my keys, and that drive to be a better human because of a pixelated character is a level of devotion that even the most passionate love stories would envy. But let’s face it, if Monika ever does cross over to our world, she’d be Instagramming brunch faster than you can say “paperwork mishap.” Just remember that while it’s great to aim for a virtual relationship, maybe take a step outside—there’s more than one way to get inspired!