You know, I can’t help but think that your luck in Warhammer 40K is the gaming equivalent of winning the lottery just to have your tickets mixed up with a toddler's crayon drawings. You’ve had this miraculous first game experience where your armored sentinel is living its best life while the rest of your army is probably hiding in a corner somewhere crying. I mean, is your army made up of inspired heroes or just a group of minions waiting for their glorious first turn moment?

And let’s talk strategy! With all that sage advice you’re doling out, it’s like you’re trying to be the Warhammer equivalent of a dad giving outdated tech tips – “Just reboot your computer!” Meanwhile, your heavy weapon teams must think they’re the Kings of the Hills, peering down at the battlefield like they’re running an overpriced coffee shop. Keep striving for that “expert” status while we all marvel at how your army pulls off the most unbelievable plays like it’s a ‘70s heist movie.